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And Now, A Word From Our Author

October 13, 2010


In an ideal world, I would like to say that I haven’t blogged in a while because the last thing that got me all riled up – namely, Sarah Palin – withered and died, and buried with her went my inspiration. Sadly, this is not the case. She’s alive and well and apparently spawning. I, […]

Friday Musing of No Importance

October 24, 2008


I am sitting in a coffee shop, hot and partially drunk on fake champagne, thinking how miserably warm it is outside, which any reasonable person knows is a ridiculous thing to complain about in October, when the rest of the country (real America?) is getting colder by the day. But I am not reasonable. Most […]

Happiness and the Inverse Relationship

April 24, 2008


When I think back on my mid twenties, I remember being ¬†bitchy, overworked, and totally disillusioned. The hope and optimism I had coming out of college was bitch-slapped out of me after my first feeble attempt at moving to the city and trying to find a job, and certainly didn’t return after a stint of […]

Perfect Days I

March 18, 2008


What is wrong with the hubby moving the flatscreen into the bedroom, then curling in bed, watching four movies, and ordering pizza? Nothing. Nothing at all.

Blacking Out on a Budget

March 11, 2008


Whilst I have been trying to cut down on my binge drinking, every now and again overindulgence just sneaks up on me. This usually happens when I start drinking early (like Friday afternoon happy hour), don’t eat, “pace myself” on martinis for 5 hours, and wake up the next morning having no idea what happened. […]