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Election Depression

October 7, 2008


If the APA doesn’t already have “election depression” listed as a psychological disorder, then 2008 may finally be the year for it to hit the books. I seriously have become increasingly more depressed and anxious over the course of the last 3-4 weeks, with symptoms including mood swings, bouts of crying, fits of anger, an […]

The Republican’s Last Supper

September 23, 2008


Last Thursday, top republicans attended what will be the Last Supper before the November 4th elections. Holy spirits were high as the old regime passed the torch to presidential nominee John McCain and the party savior Sarah Palin (aka – succubus). Attendees were served moose mousse to start, followed by a main course of roasted […]

Leave the Liberal Media ALone!

September 22, 2008


Today I watched the SNL spoof on the McCain campaign ads that have been proven to be untrue, and the funniest part of the experience was the comments left by conservative viewers. The basic theme of their complaints was that SNL was biased in that it had made fun of every politician in this election […]

How The Succubus (aka – Sarah Palin) is Ruining the Election

September 19, 2008


I’ve been oscillating between rage and depression ever since the Republican National Convention. Prior to that, I really wanted Obama to win, but I didn’t think John McCain was the anti-Christ. My opinion has since changed, and no, not to vote for McCain because his running mate and I both have vaginas. I just had […]

how to have a high-profile affair

February 1, 2007


Affairs are all the rage these days, especially if intimate moments can be captured on camera phones and uploaded to youtube. If you want in on the action, here are the five steps to having a high-profile affair. Step One: Become high profile. This is, admittedly, the hardest step. I’m not quite sure how it’s […]