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Friday Musing of No Importance

October 24, 2008


I am sitting in a coffee shop, hot and partially drunk on fake champagne, thinking how miserably warm it is outside, which any reasonable person knows is a ridiculous thing to complain about in October, when the rest of the country (real America?) is getting colder by the day. But I am not reasonable. Most […]

Guilt by Association, or Why Conservatives are Stupid

October 20, 2008


I’ve heard many conservatives wonder why liberals assume they are stupid. The answer, to borrow a move from the Republican playbook, is guilt by association. The conservative base is comprised of the dumbest citizens of this fine nation (you know, the evangelicals). The fact that Republican candidates all pander to these fools, and hold up […]

Hypocrisy Democracy?

October 20, 2008


One of theĀ  most loathsome groups in America are the social conservatives. I think they are sheep that should be brought to slaughter. Short of that, they should be rounded up and dropped off in some red state, where they could all live together in an M. Night Shyamalan-like 1800s society. Among the many reasons […]

Leave the Liberal Media ALone!

September 22, 2008


Today I watched the SNL spoof on the McCain campaign ads that have been proven to be untrue, and the funniest part of the experience was the comments left by conservative viewers. The basic theme of their complaints was that SNL was biased in that it had made fun of every politician in this election […]

Act Individually

March 2, 2008


I like the phrase “Think Globally, Act Locally.” I’d like to coin a new one: “Think Collectively, Act Individually.” I’ve been thinking about this because I’ve had a bit of guilt around my lifestyle lately. I’m fortunate enough to work from home, and thus have had a lot of time for personal development. Over the […]

Got Game?

February 27, 2008


I’m seriously concerned that I’ve forgotten how to flirt. I’ve been married now for almost three years, and being out of the game has definitely had a negative effect on my skills. Now, I’m not sure that I had amazing skills in the first place, but a remotely attractive female doesn’t really need to to […]

Hot for Hipsters in Sheep’s Clothes

February 14, 2008


“Bless me father for I have sinned. It’s been four and half months since my last cut and color.” This confession ran through my head this morning on the train, while I, unkempt and overgrown, sat across from a dead-sexy man on my way to the salon. Over the past four months, more has changed […]